My daughter just put me in "..personal diamond crystal jinx!" Which means only she, and she alone, can get me out by saying my name. My son can't help me. My husband can't help me. My friends can't help me...
What am I going to do?!?
She's smiling a sly smile as she sees me typing this right now. OK. Now it's a grin.
Help!! Help me!!! Let me talk!
Look how big that font is--that's a LOUD yell.